The White Horse

Mid-way through the GP Christmas lunch it was noticed by The Director that the White Horse trophy had gone missing.

The White Horse is a symbol of power and time bonus's and coveted by all in the know.

Whilst there were several suspects, it was thought that Davis Meo was secretly trying to take over GP directorship by holding the coveted White Horse hostage. This was later confirmed when the White Horse appeared in true punter fashion, strapped to Davis' handlebar stem at a GP ride (next he will have a bell on his handlebars).

Now, the power of the Director should never be under estimated, both on the bike as well as off the bike. The Director then mounted a daring lone raid on Davis sock draw, and as expected, located the fabled horse and rescued it from the very orderly draw where it was being held captive. As the Director is ruthless, Slim then messed up the sock draw, as the most defiant act of retaliation.

The White Horse was then concealed from New Zealand customs and smuggled out of New Zealand. The Director in his true wisdom knew that the White Horse would be the ultimate symbol of power in the hot bed of international cycling.

The White Horse has been enjoying residence in Crema under the watchful and caring eye of the Director, where time bonus's are being amassed in plenty.

With Davis the horse wrangler about to show up in town, the White Horse has fled under the cover of darkness and is thought to be hiding in an under ground cellar with members of the local resistance movement.

Apparently the Director has now been thinking about the purchase of a Black Cat.